A Trip to the Dark Side

So, we knew this day was coming. I knew it would happen eventually. Everyone else hoped it would come sooner. But everyone was in agreement that it WOULD happen. And it did.

I took one for the team.

And I broke the cardinal rule of life: don't sleep with your dealer.

Fortunately for me, my dealer is really chill and it doesn't change anything between us at all... except I get railed every time I go to get weed.

However, this does change the whole dynamic of the house. Matt won't even look at me anymore. He pretty much ignores me at all costs...which is funny because he's the one who stopped talking to me first. I went through three weeks of no contact with Matt before I decided to say "fuck it" and go for it. Actually, I realized the only reason I wasn't having sex with Chadwick was to be able to salvage something with Matt... but Barney put it best (after applauding me for going through with it) "If Matt's going to be a dick, the best revenge is to be a bitch right back."

Yes, I'm taking life advice from Barney now.

This could get pretty interesting.