Match Me Up, Matchmaker!

So, I think the hardest part of this whole online dating thing is reading through and responding to some of the most ridiculous emails I have ever received in my entire life.  Take a gander:

I realize this one isn't that bad.  However, "How are you" is normally a question, not a statement. 

And obviously this person is an idiot because I'm no where near a nice person.  

Firstly, DO NOT call me babygirl.  And what the fuck is a stank face? I would almost be offended, but that would require me caring.  (And I don't do that.)

And ladies and gentleman, my favorite:

Skin patches?  Really?  That's what you decided to go with?

At least he used the correct form of "you're" that earns him a point.  

But that point is not enough to warrant a response.  

And for the record, they're freckles, not skin patches.