Dear Men of the World,
I know being fit and being tan go hand-in-hand, but no one thinks a body builder tan is attractive. I don't even know that people find body builders attractive.
This is NOT cute.
Fortunately, what this guy has going for him is that his "tan" is likely sprayed/painted on. He didn't spend days on end in the sun or under artificial light to get this color. His skin doesn't look like beef jerky.
Unfortunately for the guys we met on vacation, they HAD spent weeks in the sun (two) and their coloring was very similar to what you see above. They were an interesting bunch.
Their girlfriends didn't like us very much... which was ok because we didn't like their boyfriends very much, they just kept talking to us and kept ordering us drinks from the bar, so it's not like we were going to walk away.
After hours of dirty looks and snide comments ("I HATE girls.") and a bucket or two of beers, we finally had enough.
"Have a good night guys, we're gonna go get ready for dinner, we've had our fill of beef jerky."
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