Back to Barney

I thought I left Barney in the Midwest.  Well, I DID leave Barney in the Midwest... I just thought I left my feelings for him there, too. 

Ok, ok, I know.  I denied those feelings up until the very end- THAT is why I thought I left them there.

Until last weekend. 

I went back for a weekend getaway and was in for the surprise of my life: He's sexier than I remember.  He's matured more since I left.  And the sex...the sex is ten times better than I remember. 

Oh, and he totally is in love with me.  He TOLD me! I didn't even have to beat it out of him!  It was quite possibly THE BEST moment of my life: I OFFICIALLY tamed the one and only Barney Stinson.  Unfortunately, there's not much we can do about it now... short of me moving back to the midwest.  Could I do that?

Can I give up this:

For great sex? AND A BABY?! 

Perhaps the fact that I'm even CONSIDERING this is the scary part.