Friday night leaving Ale House, we were walking behind these girls:
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In the throng of people stumbling away to get food, hailing cabs, and generally trying to act sober in front of all of the cops, someone yells out of the window of his truck "HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN TONIGHT?!"
She yells, "TAKING A SHIT AND GOING TO BED!"
Olivia and I immediately fish out our phones and start taking pictures.
Stay classy, San Diego.
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What the fuck is a kumquat? I can think of a thousand things it sounds like... a venereal infection, a sexual act, a torture device...
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| Nope, they're little orange tree testicles. Who knew?! |
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So, I've exchanged a few messages with this boy on one of those dating websites. Turns out, he's the new boy on my kickball team. New season starts on the 3rd, so we'll see how this goes! He's gonna get real me surrounded by all of my friends right from the start. Also, this better not get in the way of me potentially hooking up with the new black substitute ball kicker we've recruited.
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And finally, a big thank you to Southwest for having those little Doohickeys on the end of the wings of their planes so I can afford to fly into Sacramento in November for a Kings game.
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