More Ale!

Ever since the Miley Cyrus twerking fiasco, white girls everywhere feel the need to shake their non-existent asses on things.  

Sofia is not amused by this... turns out, if they do it enough, bitch pushes them down.  Straight on two-hand shove so little white girls go flying across the clubs.  I will continue to find it hilarious until it gets her kicked out- until then, 

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When Charlii was in the height of her Pokemexican stage, we would shout "arrrrriba" when one was near...

Since I'm still full on in my dark stage, we have continued the tradition with me... except "arrrrriba" doesn't quite fit anymore, so instead, we yell "wwwooooooooo!!" 

Why woooo? 

It was inspired by:
"Pop a big dick, I'm sweatin' WOOOOOOO!"

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We made it to an after party not too long ago.  Matt and I hung out on the patio while others came in and out of the house.

We were smoking, per usual, and I was in one of my ultra giggly moods (which Matt still brings out). While proclaiming that I loved my life, a random dude who had walked up said, "I live across the street, I just came over here looking for a lighter, but you guys are pretty cool so I think I'm going to hang out.  His name is Nico and he hung out for a solid 30 minutes before anyone realized that no one knew him.  Then he helped himself to a beer and walked home "across the street" (which was actually about five miles down the road).  

That's also where I found these gems:

SO. MANY. COMMENTS.

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Until next time:

A Happy Little Reunion

I've seen Deliman a few times at Ale House since the whole wife fiasco.  (He's not married... I just met his new girlfriend... but he also no longer has his (a?) car anymore... or his dog.  So I still have a lot of questions.)

And then, one night, out of the blue, Matt showed up.  

It was a Saturday and we don't normally go on Saturdays... my car was at Sofia's because I had gone on a date with two-wheel Tim earlier in the night, and we got done earlier than expected.  Sofia was feeling feisty and almost got into a fight on the dance floor (Seriously, she shoved a bitch and she went flying across the dance floor) and looked like she was going to deck Matt in the face at one point in time.  Luckily for him, I intervened.  

And then I followed them to the after party.  Got in good with the DJ (imperative for my master plan!) and found myself back at Matt and Chadwick's house.  Just. Like. Old. Times. 

We played Wii bowling until the wee hours of the morning... I'm happy to announce that Matt still doesn't have his Lakers pennant hanging on the wall.  (I double checked just to make sure.) We had sex in the morning, (because he couldn't get it up that night) and then I went home.  I thought for sure that that would be the end of the story... but I heard from him again on Friday.  

So we'll see how this goes...

Color Me Crazy

So many stories and so little time.  And I'm procrastinating getting ready for Sofia's birthday celebrations part 1... so I really just have time for teasers:

Deli Man and Matt-tastic are back in the picture. 

Ale House has really stepped up their game- and we're on our way to VIP status.

Someone might have gotten pissed on last night. 

Someone definitely broke a table last night.

I'm going on a second date with a black boy. 

And I did the color run this morning on one hour of sleep.