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Ever since the Miley Cyrus twerking fiasco, white girls everywhere feel the need to shake their non-existent asses on things.  

Sofia is not amused by this... turns out, if they do it enough, bitch pushes them down.  Straight on two-hand shove so little white girls go flying across the clubs.  I will continue to find it hilarious until it gets her kicked out- until then, 

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When Charlii was in the height of her Pokemexican stage, we would shout "arrrrriba" when one was near...

Since I'm still full on in my dark stage, we have continued the tradition with me... except "arrrrriba" doesn't quite fit anymore, so instead, we yell "wwwooooooooo!!" 

Why woooo? 

It was inspired by:
"Pop a big dick, I'm sweatin' WOOOOOOO!"

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We made it to an after party not too long ago.  Matt and I hung out on the patio while others came in and out of the house.

We were smoking, per usual, and I was in one of my ultra giggly moods (which Matt still brings out). While proclaiming that I loved my life, a random dude who had walked up said, "I live across the street, I just came over here looking for a lighter, but you guys are pretty cool so I think I'm going to hang out.  His name is Nico and he hung out for a solid 30 minutes before anyone realized that no one knew him.  Then he helped himself to a beer and walked home "across the street" (which was actually about five miles down the road).  

That's also where I found these gems:

SO. MANY. COMMENTS.

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Until next time: