A New Kind of Dating Website

So, I've been thinking about this a lot recently- so, if you know how to make a website and want in on this- contact me. 

Let's start a new dating website that is kind of like Yelp!  After a date (or a few) you can leave comments and rate the person you went on a date with.  You can give just an overall score, or you can give specific scores (looks, looks relative to profile pictures, fun had, quality of date, etc.) And then, the best part- you would be able to leave actual reviews.  

You want some examples?  Ok, I got you!  Maybe you can guess who they are!

His profile pictures must have been taken over the course of five years because he is fully clothed in all but one; this guy doesn't wear a shirt unless he has to.  Had he better represented that aspect of his appearance in his profile, I probably would have been able to tell that he's not nearly as hot as he thinks he is.  Now, don't get me wrong, he is attractive and has a decent body, but he's not the business.  Which, coincidentally, is what he named his penis.  (Not kidding) You don't have to ask to see a picture of it, he's pretty proud of it and will send you pictures daily if your heart desires.  I didn't send any back, but I image in you did he'd send even more.  (In case you're wondering, it's pretty good sized.  But again, not as big as he thinks it is.) 

His manscaping abilities are impressive but he also shaves his arm pits... which is weird unless you're a model...again, not as attractive as he thinks he is.

Luckily his face isn't stuck in that horrible "blue steel" look he has in all of his pictures.  Though, if you take any sober pictures with him he makes the face.  Just a forewarning.  He's a self proclaimed make-out bandit... which basically means that even if he goes out with you, he might make out with another girl.  So keep a close eye on him, ladies!  His penis is bigger than you'd expect... but that's only if he's sober enough to get it up.  Unless you're ready to party every night of the week and want to end up with a 40 year old that looks 80 because of all the drugs, I'd probably stay away from this one... even though, deep down, he is a pretty good guy.  

Seriously, let's make this shit happen.