Seriously, that place is fucking comedy gold.
Someone recently told Charlii at an after party, "You're the kind of woman I like: beautiful and doesn't say shit."
Earlier in the night, that same guy had taken me into his bedroom to smoke. (I tried to get Mr. Matt to come in with us, but dude straight slammed the door in his face.) As we sat there he asked what I did... when I mentioned PP he decided it was necessary to share with me his entire sexual health history up to and including being tested for STDs and for things shoved up his penis.
Oh, and the girl that I watched get naked while playing strip wii bowling on my birthday tried to be friends with us at the bar one night.
Someone showed up to an after party wearing a hideous gold 49ers jacket and someone turned to us and said, "He's obviously trying to get beat up."
Also, an observation, deliman's "wifey" took his car, so he's driving Matt's around...
And to top it off, one morning starting the walk of shame, I got stuck in the boys' house. We got home the night before and Chadwick made a comment about their ghetto ass front door.
The next morning, I couldn't find the knob at all. Either of them. I had to Macguyer my way out of the house. Thank God no one was watching.
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