Thursday

We Have a Genius on our Hands!

Sometimes I don’t know if I’m a genius or if everyone around me is just a fucking idiot. 
I’m new to this coffee drinking thing, and after getting a quick rundown of how to make coffee (yes, I was that clueless) I quickly perfected best practices. 
We have one of those double warmer-coffee makers where one pot is for normal people coffee and the other pot is for decaf.  (What the fuck is the point of decaf coffee, anyway? If it doesn’t keep you awake, why drink it?!)
 
Someone watched me make coffee yesterday and actually called me a genius because I used the decaf pot to pour water into the machine…and no coffee spilled as it was being made.  …And here I am thinking that was common sense. 
 
And yes, I work with one of those people who labels EVERYTHING… because apparently the coffee pot is going to grow legs and walk away.  We need to make sure everyone knows it’s OURS. 
 

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